Miss Fancy Pants Manifesto, 1998

Miss Fancy Pants is a product of my middle class American self. She is a little bit bored and a little bit rock n' roll.

Miss Fancy Pants is the funny feeling you got in your skirt and shorts before you knew what to do with it.

Miss Fancy Pants shows you hers whether or not you show yours.

Miss Fancy Pants is as brave as a pop song and as honest as junior high school.

Miss Fancy Pants makes friends and adores them.

Miss Fancy Pants is the little girl on Chicago Avenue strutting her stuff as her mother yanks her arm.

Miss Fancy Pants is childhood and sexual energy unwilling to sit still.

Miss Fancy Pants is going on tour.